Total Medals Earned: 624 (From 149 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,640 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/315 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/265 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)
Medals Earned: 4/31 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (80/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/310 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Bounce 20 Times
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Score 1 Million Points
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Bounce 50 Times
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
You're the inspiration.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Enter in the office and start the real game
Get a score of 0 in the first level, maybe you need a bit of practice
Read the instructions
Look at the small art gallery at the end of the game
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
I love this game so I want to play again
Controls the medals you can unlock in this game
Watch 5 minutes the credits
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Complete the third level
Get a score of 325 in the first level
Get a score of 0 in the second level, ok I think that this game is not for you, stop play immediately!
Get a score of 730 in the second level
Complete the game!
Get a score of 197 wrong notes in the third and final level, if you still 0 stop playing this game and go away to buy a sandwich!!
Get a score of 860 in the third level, this could be quite difficult
Wait 3600 seconds in the main menu, what?, maybe there's a trick!
Use all your skills to get this medal, you will need patience and calm, NOTE: if you press tab or cheats you can not unlock this medal forever!
The moonlight lights up the galaxy
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
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